Every once in a while I would ask my wife to look at something, and she’d say “Wait, let me get my glasses.” After a while I realized she frequently walked around without contacts or glasses. I would always question her, not understanding why she would want to walk around “blind”.

Then, one day, I found myself doing it. And you know what: I liked it. My eyes felt relaxed, and I wasn’t straining to see anything. After all, the blurry world is my actual world.

Now my only problem is I’ve started leaving my glasses in random places around my house. If you see them, please let me know where they are.